JOKES
JOKE 1
The Perfect Son
A:I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
JOKE 2
The spoon
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
JOKE 3
Idiot
Son : Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad : An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son : No.
JOKE 4
Let’s share
Man : I want to share everything with you.
Woman : Let’s start from your bank account.
JOKE 5
Taxi
A : Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B : Yes, sir. You are a taxi.